What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How should Syrian President Bashar al-Assad be held accountable for the human rights violations and atrocities committed by his regime?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?